Ali G Dictionary---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A
Aight - Alright
Alo - Hello
Asian - Agent

B
Babylons - Breasts
Batty - bottom
Batty boyz - Gays
Batty Milk - Asses milk
Bangin - talking
Beast - punishment muscle
Bedebynow - Greeting
Bell End - the tip of male genetalia - derogatory name for a man
Big Up - Well done/cheers
bitch - women
BLT - weapons of mass destruction
Boka - The sound it makes when you kill someone, and the title of Ali's new film.
Boyakasha! - er boyakasha!?
Boh - Greeting
Bone - have sexual intercourse
Bruvers - coloured people
Brick - Poo (i.e. lay a brick)

C
Cheeky little lady - A woman who looks like theyve just been boned
Chikun - Chicken
Crew - small gang
Cunt - Nasty word for female Genitalia
Chocolate orange - Clockwork Orange
Chill - relax
Check dis - Look at this

D
Dong - Penis (also see 'Bell end' and 'Beast')

E
East Staines Massive - Arch enemey of Ali's massive
Easy now - Relax
Electricolocuted - Electrocuted
Exit hole - Arse hole

F
Fit - Attractive
Flange - female genetalia
Feminism - lesbianism
for real - Really
Flour - Da smallest fing in the universe

G
Gaelic - a man who sleeps with another man and lick (you know what dat is)
Geezer - guy

H
Haccessible - available to the opposite sex
Happarently - Apparently
Hash - erbal remedy
hang - relax
Hear me now - Listen to me
Hactually - Actually
Homopathic - Homosexual
Homosexuals - Homosapeans

I
I is ere - I am here
Innit - Isnt it
Increase da Peace - Stop bruvers killin bruvers

J
Julie - Ali's Woman
Jesus - Jacky Chan
Jiggy - have sexual intercourse
Jizz - Spunk

K
Killion- biggest number in the world

L
Let it rip - take it away

M
Massive - large gang
Main man/woman - friend
Menstral - Angry
Me Boyz - my mates
Minigin - Ugly
Minger - Nice personality but as a face like a rotweiller's asre
Morons - Mormons
Minge - female genitalia
Mr biggy - Male Genetalia
Muff - female genitailia
Muslims - Protestants

N
Natterin - talking
Nobbin - Having sexual intercourse

O
Orange Juice - Spunk

P
peeps - people
Punani - Female Genitalia

Q

R
Rank - Nasty
Ruk - Fight
Ramadamadingdong - Ramadam
Racalist - Discriminatoin
Recognize - Greeting
RAC - RUC
Respect - compliment

S
Sensemleia- erbal remedy
Skunk - erbal remady
Splif - erbal remedy
Shout out - congratulate

T
Trisexual - someone who will try anything sexual
Ting - things
Terrerorism - Terrorism
Toker - Someone who smokes da ganga
Turf - Land owned by gang

U

V
Vet - veteren/vetenary
Vagina - orrible word

W
Wales - The fish with the biggest dick in ocean
Warrior - Male Genetalia
Westside - west part of Staines
West Staines Massive - Ali's massive
Wicked - Expression of approval or excitement

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