Ali G Info-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Birthplace
Staines Hospital

Home
Langley near Barkshire, his nans house in Staines, old biddies home, 2 flats in Elmslea estate

Massive
West Staines

Mates
Dave, Ricky C Jezzy F, and the rest of the Staines Massive
Rainbow Jeremy - Aint got no techmology (check out his website if you dont believe)

Old friends from school
Shemfye Tow: Came from Vietnam Hactually he came from China got hung up on a hook
Zoe Lewis: went to Alis school she is rank and charged 25p for fingers and thumbs
Tashid Bagey: went to Ali's school. Has nice skin and charged 75p for a touch outside the clothes

Bitches
Julie, Mary, Ethel (from da old biddies home)

Enemies
East Staines massive

Relatives
Uncle Jamal, his mum, his sister (who is rank, even his mum cus her, call her a slag)

Clothes
Mainly Tommy Hillfigger (even his p.j's!) and Fubu* (see bottom)

Turf
Swings in Larecroft park, Wimpy in Egham high street, part of the multiplex, The KFC next to the benefits agency, Elmslea estate shopping centre

Hobbies
Sensemillia, selling sensemillia, basketball, chillin' with his bitches, hextending his turf, listening to drum and base, doin humanbeat box

Favorite Celebrities
Terry Wogan (in da I.R.A)
Frank Bruno (cos he a honest geezer)
Whitney Houston
The Pope (cos hes a catholic)
The Corrs (cos dey are well fit, all 3 of them)
Africa Bombarta (cos he put down the lino, said put down your guns, do the breakdance, do the electric boogaloo, do the boddypoppin)
Mohamed Al Fayed (cos he is the baddest rapper in Egypt)

Dave
Dave was put down for a 14 year strech for finding a use for the kilo, now he has still got about 12 years to go. About 8 years ago Dave got jiggy with Ali's Julie, and Ali still remeber. Ali received his swimming badge when Dave told him that there was a brick of hash at the bottom of the pool. Dave has a gun and says hes killed someone, but me dont dont know if thats true. Dave also tried to join the army.

Ricky C
Ricky C is ALi's best mate, and if he stopped going out with a girl Ali would leave 3 weeks before boning her.