Brüno launches Meinspace page + Ron Paul explains how he got sthumpted!

Bruno MeinspaceBruno has set up a brand new ‘myspace’ page, or as he likes to call it – his ‘meinspace’ page. You can visit by going to www.meinspace.com/bruno however only people in the US and A can get access! It looks like they dont want anyone outside the US to get any details.

So for everyone outside the US and A, you can check out a screenshot of the page by clicking here.

The below text was also taken from the meinspace page

Vassup! Villkomen zum das Meinspace page von Brüno!! Brüno don’t like taking abaus meinself – you probably already know zat from reading my autobiography. …Brüno can go six days mitout doing a scheisse – 8 vhen I’m in love.

First ich should tell you zat I’m in a serious relationship at ze moment und I’m completely faithful – apart, of course, from blaujoben.

Ich started work at ze coolest club in Vienna – zat’s right, Klub Apartheid.
Favorite Food: Sashimi Fed Veal

Served at ‘Hiroshima’, Frederick Vorms’s auzgezeichneter restaurant in Salzburg. Ze calf is killed when it is one week old – until zen it is only fed ze finest Spanish mackerel und yellowtail from Nobu. From the moment it is born til ze moment it dies, it has its own DJ zat plays it a selection of chillaus music. …It is killed not by electrocution or in ze Judisher vay, but by being smothered mit a silk pillow.

In other news – check out this clip of Congressman Ron Paul explaining what happened when he met Bruno!

“I was expecting an interview on Austrian economics. So, that didn’t turn out that way. But, by the time he started pulling his pants down, I … What in (inaudible) is going on here? I ran out of the room.”

Watch the clip here!

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Brüno intro to Borat movie on Film 4 – Sunday 12th April 2009

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Brüno will be giving an intro the the Borat movie this sunday on Film 4. It is not clear how long the intro will be, or what kind of an intro he will do but Bruno appeared on an advert earlier today on Film 4 shows Bruno saying;

“hi, I will be on Film 4, the best gay film channel on television”

The Film 4 TV website lists the following;

(2006) Sacha Baron Cohen takes his Kazakhstan TV presenter Borat on a tour of the US in this outrageous comedy. With an introduction from ‘Bruno’. Strong language/overt sexual references.

So make sure to check out Film 4 this sunday at 9pm

Note – Film 4 is a UK TV Channel. If you aint in the UK – don’t worry we will post as much info here as possible!

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Brüno movie trailer released – watch it now @ boyakasha.co.uk!

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Brüno teams up with Bono, Chris Martin and Madonna to feed the world!

Bruno and BonoSacha Baron Cohen has got Bono, Chris Martin (Coldplay) Madonna and Elton John to record a single for his latest movie.

The track is called ‘Dove of Peace’ and has already been part-recorded in the legendary Abbey Road Studios. The track mocks Band Aid and the lyrics include: “For people of Africa who live in hell/ They will never wear Chanel.”

Allegedly Chris Martin was laughing like a mentalist throughout recording and could just about get his lines out.

Sting and The Village People are also due to record lines for it this weekend. And Madonna and Sir Elton John are rumoured to be getting involved, too.

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Brüno movie gets provisional nc-17 Rating in US and A!

Bruno NC 17Bruno has been slapped with an NC-17 rating on its first submission to the Motion Picture Association of America because of numerous sexual scenes that the ratings board considers over the line, according to Universal Pictures.

These scenes include Bruno appearing to have anal sex with a man on camera. In another, the actor goes on a hunting trip and sneaks naked into the tent of one of the fellow hunters.

A Universal spokesman confirmed the rating on Sunday, saying: “On its first submission the film did not receive an R but it is far too early to say that there is any struggle to get there as the process is only at its inception.”

But Cohen needs to deliver an R-rated film to Universal, which will not consider releasing an NC-17 “Bruno,” according to an executive there.

The difference between an R and an NC-17 in terms of financial reward is vast. “Borat,” which cost a piddling $18 million to make, took in $261 million in worldwide box office. Universal paid $42 million for the English-language rights to “Bruno,” but will spend far more than that in marketing the film. Major Hollywood studios almost never release films with NC-17 ratings.

Cohen is currently appealing the decision while simultaneously struggling with cutting the film to suit the ratings board. But the ratings board, a secret panel of parents appointed by the studio-owned movie association, is notoriously inexact about what it requires to move from an NC-17 to an R.

Baron Cohen has butted heads with the MPAA before. Borat was given an NC-17 on its first go-round, and still ended up with a hilarious, outrageous scene in which he wrestled naked with his obese driver, ending up with his face in the man’s genitals and anus.

The spokesman said that Baron Cohen had shot a lot of material, and would be able to cut it without a problem. “With the quantity of material available, I cannot foresee a problem,” said the spokesman. “It’s not even April and the film comes out July 10 so it’s nonsense to say there’s a struggle of any kind.”

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Brüno production team shuts down 29 fake websites

TKae websiteshe Brüno production team had set up as many as 29 fake companies (such as ‘Unterhaltungsfernsehen Deutschland’) and accompanying websites in order to trick members of the public to participate in the new movie.

However, it looks like most of these sites have now been shut down as Sacha Baron Cohen’s lawyers get busy before the launch of the new film.

The Smoking Gun reports that Several websites shared the same front-page images and boldly advertising “world-class facilities, and state-of-the art equipment”.

We all remember the legal trouble Sacha faced after the Borat movie, and so to stop the shitzen hitting the fan, Sacha’s lawyers are on the case before the movie is even released.

Below is a list of ‘front’ companies / websites created by the production team:

German Youth Television (5/7/07)
Deutsches Jugendfernsehen (5/7/07)
Channel 1 Switzerland (5/14/07)
Swiss Television 1 (5/14/07)
Swiss Entertainment Television (5/14/07)
Cold Stream Productions (5/14/07)
Sat 2 (6/12/07)
German Entertainment Television (6/12/07)
Der Grune Kanal (6/12/07)
German Channel 1 Broadcasting (6/12/07)
Chromium Films (6/12/07)
Chrom Filme (6/12/07)
Rheinland Films (6/12/07)
Rheinland Filme (6/12/07)
German Television 1 (6/12/07)
Deutsches Modefernsehen (6/12/07)
Deutsches Unterhaltungsfernsehen (6/12/07)
Deutsches Fernsehen 1 (6/12/07)
Fernsehen Im Kanal 1 Deutschland (6/12/07)
The Green Channel (6/12/07)
Unterhaltungsfernsehen Deutschland (6/12/07)
German Fashion Television (6/12/07)
Longman Parke Productions (9/28/07)
Millward Lane Productions (9/28/07)
Wooton Grange Productions (9/28/07)
Coral Blue Productions (10/29/07)
Amesbury Chase Productions (10/29/07)
Brinkworth Hill Productions (10/29/07)
Planet Eco Productions (10/29/07)

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Congressman Ron Paul in sex scene with ‘queer’ Bruno!

Ron PaulIn a five-minute scene, Bruno tries to seduce the Texas congressman and former Republican presidential candidate in a Washington hotel room.

The scene with Paul, filmed in early 2008, occurs about halfway through the movie, after Bruno gets the idea that you have to make a sex tape to become famous.

On the film set, after a brief exchange of pleasantries, a light bulb blows. Bruno apologizes for the technical difficulties and suggests that he and Paul wait in the other room while the crew fixes the light.

The other room, it turns out, is a bedroom. The lighting is low, and the film is now grainy—not unlike a sex tape—as it cuts to a hidden spy camera. There’s a spread of Champagne and strawberries and caviar on a table.

Bruno tells Paul to make himself comfortable. Paul sits down on the bed. Bruno turns on some music and starts dancing. Paul is visibly uneasy but doesn’t say anything at first. He picks up a newspaper and pretends to read it. Finally, Paul asks what’s going on. “Don’t worry about it, Dr. Paul,” says Bruno, who then unbuckles his belt and drops his pants. At that point, Paul snaps up and storms out of the room.

As Paul is walking away, you can hear him say, several times, something like, “This guy is a queer!” “The word queer comes out of his mouth three or four times,” says an attendee. A spokeswoman for Paul confirmed that the episode took place but declined to provide details. “We don’t want it to distract from his message,” said press secretary Rachel Mills. “Now is the time when people need to be listening to him on economic issues.”

Mills, who was present at the taping, did elaborate on the “queer” line. “I heard him say ‘weird,’ ” she wrote in an e-mail. “In any case, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Queer as Folk … it’s not exactly a shocking term if that’s what he did say.” Mills also noted that Cohen’s people were “very deceptive in their tactics.” At the time, she thought they were “legitimate,” but now confesses to some concern. “I’m familiar with his work, so you can imagine how I feel about it,” she said.

Bruno, queer? Ish dont fink so! Well maybe a bit.

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Sacha screens Bruno preview in Texas + Bruno strikes again in Alabama!

A couple hundred of lucky fans got a 22 minute sneak preview of the forthcoming Bruno movie in Texas last week. The three scenes on display confirm that the movie will take the same format as the Borat movie – documentary style.

Details of the scenes are below:

Scene one
Bruno adopts a black baby, and wants to feature the child in an avant-garde performance art project “Ich bin pushing the limits”. He interviews several mothers and fathers to determine whether their children would be suitable to play guest stars, asking questions such as “Are they afraid of stuffed animals? Reptiles? Hornets? Would they be OK with being dropped off a four-story building, or willing to have liposuction? All the parents, worryingly answer “yes”.

Scene 2
Bruno appearing on a talk show in leather pants, looking for Mr. Right. Members of the predominantly black studio audience are appalled by his in-your-face homosexuality, and they get even angrier when he brings out his adopted baby and shows them a self-consciously artsy photograph of the child posing as Jesus on a cross. Although it appears there are a few plants in the crowd to ask the right questions, the majority of them seem genuinely disgusted as they storm out.

Scene 3
Bruno decides to reinvent himself by going straight and changing his name to “Straight Dave.” He stages a mixed-martial arts contest, which was shot last summer in Arkansas. When Bruno’s ex-boyfriend crawls into the ring and the two start making out, stripping and rubbing all over each other, spectators in the conservative crowd holler, make anti-gay slurs and throw plastic cups of beer at them. They end up storming out, too.

National guardIn other Bruno related news Sacha tricked the Alabama National Guard into allowing him onto a post, giving him a military uniform and briefly letting him train with them!

Bruno allegedly exposed his thong while changing clothes, but was going well until a young cadet recognized Cohen and notified older officers who weren’t familiar with the actor.

“It’s an embarrassment to the Alabama National Guard,” Staff Sgt. Katrina Timmons said Monday. “Since then we have put in protocols to make sure this doesn’t happen again.”

Guard officials who let Cohen and his crew into the Alabama base initially believed they were helping foreign journalists.

“They called and said they were a German affiliate of a TV station doing a documentary on what it was like to be in officer candidate school,” said Timmons. “They wanted to know if they could come here and embed one person for a few hours up to a day.”

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Bruno’s set crashing techniques revealed!

set crashThe Huffington Post has video footage of ‘Medium’ star Patricia Arquette revealing how Bruno managed to crash the set, and how it disrupted filming.

Sacha Baron Cohen claimed to be a cousin of network head Ben Silverman, and managed to blag his way onto the set.

Bruno repeatedly interrupted a court room scene as a member of the jury. It sounds like he was doing the trademark Bruno finger waving implying nicht nicht to the judge!

Nobody on set wanted to intervene as they believed he was related to Mr Silverman. It was only when they realised it was Sacha he was removed from set.

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Bruno movie release date pushed back to July

BrunoYes, it is true. The Bruno movie release date will be pushed back from may 10th ’09 to July 15th ’09. The film will hit the box office at the same time as the 20th Century Fox comedy “I Love You, Beth Cooper,” directed by Chris Columbus.

Me aint got a clue what this film is about, and me think they got the title wrong; it should be ‘I glove you Beth Cooper’. Either way Bruno should mash this film at the box office.

Universal have given no reason as to why the Bruno film has been delayed.

Arschers are for scheissing not for schtupping!!!

We have just found some more video footage of Bruno at the prop 8 rally back in November 08! Check it out here on the Bruno video page – well funny.

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