Ali G Info
Everything you need to know about the main man… Ali G
His nans house in Staines, Langley near Barkshire.
The old biddies home.
2 flats in Elmslea estate
Dave – Ali’s mate
- Dave was put down for a 14 year stretch for finding a use for the kilo, now he has still got about 12 years to go.
- About 8 years ago Dave got jiggy with Ali’s Julie, and Ali still remember.
- Ali received his swimming badge when Dave told him that there was a brick of hash at the bottom of the pool.
- Dave has a gun and says hes killed someone, but me don’t know if that’s true. Dave also tried to join the army.
Ricky C -Ali’s mate
Ricky C is Ali’s best mate, and if he stopped going out with a girl Ali would leave 3 weeks before boning her.
Rainbow Jeremy – Ali’s mate
Aint got no techmology (check out his website if you dont believe)
Jezzy F – Ali’s mate
Old friends from school
- Shemfye Tow – Came from Vietnam. Hactually, he came from China. He got hung up on a hook at school.
- Zoe Lewis – went to Alis school. She is rank and charged 25p for fingers and thumbs.
- Tashid Bagey -went to Ali’s school. Has nice skin and charged 75p for a touch outside the clothes.
- Ethel (from da old biddies home)
East Staines massive
- Uncle Jamal
- His mum
- His sister (who is rank, even his mum cuss her, call her a slag)
Mainly Tommy Hillfigger (even his p.j’s!)
Fubu* (see bottom)
Turf (see map for details)
- Swings in Larecroft park
- Wimpy in Egham high street
- Part of the multiplex
- The KFC next to the benefits agency
- Elmslea estate shopping centre
- Selling sensemillia,
- Chillin’ with his bitches
- Hextending his turf
- Listening to drum and base
- Doin humanbeat box
- Terry Wogan (in da I.R.A)
- Frank Bruno (cos he a honest geezer)
- Whitney Houston
- The Pope (cos hes a catholic)
- The Corrs (cos dey are well fit, all 3 of them)
- Africa Bombarta (cos he put down the lino, said put down your guns, do the breakdance, do the electric boogaloo, do the boddypoppin)
- Mohamed Al Fayed (cos he is the baddest rapper in Egypt)