Ali G Info
Everything you need to know about the main man… Ali G
Birthplace
Staines Hospital
Home
Langley near Barkshire, his nans house in Staines, old biddies home, 2 flats in Elmslea estate
Massive
West Staines
Dave (Ali’s Mate)
Dave was put down for a 14 year stretch for finding a use for the kilo, now he has still got about 12 years to go. About 8 years ago Dave got jiggy with Ali’s Julie, and Ali still remember. Ali received his swimming badge when Dave told him that there was a brick of hash at the bottom of the pool. Dave has a gun and says hes killed someone, but me don’t know if that’s true. Dave also tried to join the army.
Ricky C (Ali’s Mate)
Ricky C is Ali’s best mate, and if he stopped going out with a girl Ali would leave 3 weeks before boning her.
Rainbow Jeremy (Ali’s Mate)
Aint got no techmology (check out his website if you dont believe)
Jezzy F (Ali’s Mate)
No Info
Old friends from school
Shemfye Tow – Came from Vietnam. Hactually, he came from China. He got hung up on a hook at school.
Zoe Lewis – went to Alis school. She is rank and charged 25p for fingers and thumbs.
Tashid Bagey -went to Ali’s school. Has nice skin and charged 75p for a touch outside the clothes.
Bitches
Julie
Mary
Ethel (from da old biddies home)
Enemies
East Staines massive
Relatives
Uncle Jamal
His mum
His sister (who is rank, even his mum cus her, call her a slag)
Clothes
Mainly Tommy Hillfigger (even his p.j’s!)
Fubu* (see bottom)
Turf (see map for details)
Swings in Larecroft park
Wimpy in Egham high street
part of the multiplex
The KFC next to the benefits agency
Elmslea estate shopping centre
Hobbies
Sensemillia
Selling sensemillia,
Basketball
Chillin’ with his bitches
Hextending his turf
Listening to drum and base
Doin humanbeat box
Favorite Celebrities
Terry Wogan (in da I.R.A)
Frank Bruno (cos he a honest geezer)
Whitney Houston
The Pope (cos hes a catholic)
The Corrs (cos dey are well fit, all 3 of them)
Africa Bombarta (cos he put down the lino, said put down your guns, do the breakdance, do the electric boogaloo, do the boddypoppin)
Mohamed Al Fayed (cos he is the baddest rapper in Egypt)
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Hello, i was trying to find a place to send a message, but i guess this will work. I don’t know if you are aware of this but in Serbia there is show called “Ami-G Show” and it is a copy of Ali-G, but copy from word to word. Young people here know about Ali-G, but 80% of the people think that Ognjen Amidzic (show maker) is original and funniest guy alive…
Ali you is da realest Gangsta i know, me like da way you show RESPECT for ya hood, you are me role-model, me hope to have a smokin session with you one day……. Safe –KEEP–IT–REAL–
Oiiii oiiiiii where the hell do I get some neon army camo clothes from?!? Helppp meeeeee
bitch on a pension suck my dong!
i love the bit at start with bullets it is wicked West Staines Massive
Sacha!
I was watching britain’s got tallent when suddenly it hit me.
Ali-G on the jury would be comedy gold! He wouldn’t even have to be a real jury member. just get him a desk with a buzzer.
It would be hilarious
Make it happen!
Yo Ali, may i ask you where could i buy that great shiny red PVC shell suit you wore in June 2004 when you did the hilarious Harvard speech?
That shiny red PVC looks fantastic would love to buy or let made such a shiny red PVC suit too. Thanks.
aiiiiii