Ali G Info
Everything you need to know about the main man… Ali G
Langley near Barkshire, his nans house in Staines, old biddies home, 2 flats in Elmslea estate
Dave (Ali’s Mate)
Dave was put down for a 14 year stretch for finding a use for the kilo, now he has still got about 12 years to go. About 8 years ago Dave got jiggy with Ali’s Julie, and Ali still remember. Ali received his swimming badge when Dave told him that there was a brick of hash at the bottom of the pool. Dave has a gun and says hes killed someone, but me don’t know if that’s true. Dave also tried to join the army.
Ricky C (Ali’s Mate)
Ricky C is Ali’s best mate, and if he stopped going out with a girl Ali would leave 3 weeks before boning her.
Rainbow Jeremy (Ali’s Mate)
Aint got no techmology (check out his website if you dont believe)
Jezzy F (Ali’s Mate)
Old friends from school
Shemfye Tow – Came from Vietnam. Hactually, he came from China. He got hung up on a hook at school.
Zoe Lewis – went to Alis school. She is rank and charged 25p for fingers and thumbs.
Tashid Bagey -went to Ali’s school. Has nice skin and charged 75p for a touch outside the clothes.
Ethel (from da old biddies home)
East Staines massive
His sister (who is rank, even his mum cus her, call her a slag)
Mainly Tommy Hillfigger (even his p.j’s!)
Fubu* (see bottom)
Turf (see map for details)
Swings in Larecroft park
Wimpy in Egham high street
part of the multiplex
The KFC next to the benefits agency
Elmslea estate shopping centre
Chillin’ with his bitches
Hextending his turf
Listening to drum and base
Doin humanbeat box
Terry Wogan (in da I.R.A)
Frank Bruno (cos he a honest geezer)
The Pope (cos hes a catholic)
The Corrs (cos dey are well fit, all 3 of them)
Africa Bombarta (cos he put down the lino, said put down your guns, do the breakdance, do the electric boogaloo, do the boddypoppin)
Mohamed Al Fayed (cos he is the baddest rapper in Egypt)