Ali G Dictionary

Click a letter and check out what Ali is sayin

Our Ali G dictionary was famously featured in an episode on The Office. A print out was seen on David Brent’s notice board. See here for the screen shot!

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A

Aight – Alright

Alo – Hello

Asian – Agent

B

Babylons – Breasts

Batty – bottom

Batty boyz – Gays

Batty Milk – Asses milk

Bangin – talking

Beast – punishment muscle

Bedebynow – Greeting

Bell End – the tip of male genetalia – derogatory name for a man

Big Up – Well done/cheers

bitch – women

BLT – weapons of mass destruction

Boka – The sound it makes when you kill someone, and the title of Ali’s
new film.

Boyakasha! – er boyakasha!?

Boh – Greeting

Bone – have sexual intercourse

Bruvers – coloured people

Brick – Poo (i.e. lay a brick)

C

Cheeky little lady – A woman who looks like theyve just been boned

Chikun – Chicken

Crew – small gang

Cunt – Nasty word for female Genitalia

Chocolate orange – Clockwork Orange

Chill – relax

Check dis – Look at this

D

Dong – Penis (also see ‘Bell end’ and ‘Beast’)

E

East Staines Massive – Arch enemey of Ali’s massive

Easy now – Relax

Electricolocuted – Electrocuted

Exit hole – Arse hole

F

Fit – Attractive

Flange – female genetalia

Feminism – lesbianism

for real – Really

Flour – Da smallest fing in the universe

G

Gaelic – a man who sleeps with another man and lick (you know what dat
is)

Geezer – guy

H

Haccessible – available to the opposite sex

Happarently – Apparently

Hash – erbal remedy

hang – relax

Hear me now – Listen to me

Hactually – Actually

Homopathic – Homosexual

Homosexuals – Homosapeans

I

I is ere – I am here

Innit – Isnt it

Increase da Peace – Stop bruvers killin bruvers

J

Julie – Ali’s Woman

Jesus – Jacky Chan

Jiggy – have sexual intercourse

Jizz – Spunk

K

Killion- biggest number in the world

L

Let it rip – take it away

M

Massive – large gang

Main man/woman – friend

Menstral – Angry

Me Boyz – my mates

Minigin – Ugly

Minger – Nice personality but as a face like a rotweiller’s asre

Morons – Mormons

Minge – female genitalia

Mr biggy – Male Genetalia

Muff – female genitailia

Muslims – Protestants

N

Natterin – talking

Nobbin – Having sexual intercourse

O

Orange Juice – Spunk

P

peeps – people

Punani – Female Genitalia

Q

R

Rank – Nasty

Ruk – Fight

Ramadamadingdong – Ramadam

Racalist – Discriminatoin

Recognize – Greeting

RAC – RUC

Respect – compliment

Restecpa – Respect

S

Sensemleia- erbal remedy

Skunk – erbal remady

Splif – erbal remedy

Shout out – congratulate

T

Techmology – Technology

Trisexual – someone who will try anything sexual

Ting – things

Terrerorism – Terrorism

Toker – Someone who smokes da ganga

Turf – Land owned by gang

U

V

Vet – veteren/vetenary

Vagina – orrible word

W

Wales – The fish with the biggest dick in ocean

Warrior – Male Genetalia

Westside – west part of Staines

West Staines Massive – Ali’s massive

Wicked – Expression of approval or excitement

X

Y

Z